So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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