she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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