hell yes lets make some ravioli
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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