No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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