We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I seem to have left my pride at pride
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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