I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Randomize
