its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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