ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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