My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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