Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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