love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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