found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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