you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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