So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
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