But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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