using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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