after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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