Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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