Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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