I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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