Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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