oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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