how can u be prego again
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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