I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
