Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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