What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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