my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I got inside last night via doggy door
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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