It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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