I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Randomize
