Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
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