I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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