What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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