found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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