Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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