if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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