I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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