i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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