To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
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