i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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