you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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