What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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