Plan B is the new Plan A
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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