just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
My dick has a subreddit
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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