Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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