I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
and you fell through a lawn chair
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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