i don't want you to think of me as your TA
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Randomize
