i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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