what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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