this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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