we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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