kristin has been a bad kristin
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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