the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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