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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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