i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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